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The Maskers' Studio Theatre

19th May - 24th May 2025

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Warning! Contains comedic references to suicide. Advisory age 15 plus.

'Three chaotic Christmas parties!'

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The Reviews

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19 May 2025

This is “live” theatre at its best with Maskers at the top of their game, exploring Ayckbourn’s take on the class and success ladder, masterfully showing us the pitfalls and actual meaninglessness of it all. As a reflection on money equals happiness shows more the opposite, and the cynicism also aligns with status and success; behind closed doors, the pipers have to be paid.  And what a price, as each character in 3 Acts takes centre-stage and shows the real scenario of their lives, not the false vanity and snobbery painted on for others to see

Set in a the 1970’s with a well-placed David Cassidy photograph just to emphasise the point alongside garish fashions, the audience expected the laughs but became more unsettled as the play progressed, mainly because of the ease Hazel Burrows pulled you into the narrative from the get-go, her exceptional cast having every nuanced emotion teased out of them despite 70’s attitudes colouring both the set, women’s place in the world and language.

I went into this play unknowing and very much enjoyed the journey so I am being careful with spoilers except to say I was unsettled. An aura of tension pervaded throughout with the male characters particularly stating that the odd slap would come their respective wife’s way if they didn’t behave. Even the nicest of characters in Sidney gave a warning and the stance exhibited by the other 2 definitely showed you who was in charge and violence in reaction was never far away. So matching that alongside sympathy and the bizarre set ups of the respective 3 years of Christmas Parties, including the never seen “proper friends” and George the dog, was always going to be a challenge.

Ian Wilson and Kate Grundy-Garcia as Sidney and Jane were met first and set the tone for the rest of the evening. With energy and complete understanding of their roles. Although absurd plot-wise, they made the whole thing totally believable. Jane’s warm personality closeted in her cleaning and Sidney trying to manoeuvre his way up the ladder by inviting acquaintances with influence and impressing them was so well timed and performed you could easily identify with them. As indicated earlier, just a little of male ego, standing a little too close and at least twice stating for “her” not to let “him” down and comments on attire added that frisson of awkward viewing from a 2025 perspective.

Never more so than the relationship of Geoffrey and Eve played by Paul Baker and Abi Linnartz. The middle class version if you like and he made it absolutely clear what would happen if Eve did not tow the line. Despite his mannerisms, actions and blatant misogyny, Baker made the part not so despicable that he alienated himself. Very much a product of the time his character would not be out of place in “On The Buses” but not so inaccessible: we recognised the traits. Linnartz was superb throughout amongst all the superb performances, both heartbreaking and never out of character. Her amazing performance through the 2nd Act, so well-choreographed and set up, was a masterclass in thought and deed. As it unfolded it was a realisation that the minutia of life always takes precedence over the bigger picture; the small things like cleaning the oven out, fixing the tap and electrics were far more important than the living beings. Amazing and, again, I laughed, despite myself.

Ronald and Marion played by Duncan Randall and Marie McDade came to the fore in Act 3 where the real couple behind Act 1’s initial top-dog snobbery and status were revealed as complete unhappiness. The shabby kitchen and clothing including ill fitting garments at complete odds with the peacock fashions of before. McDade made trying to put on a slipper complete sense, her characters’ descent into an unknown world softened only by alcohol was exquisitely compelling. Randall may have been perceived initially as aloof and distant suddenly became pathetically pitiful slumped in an armchair.

Direction was so clever and putting the play on in the round was a bold decision that really paid off. I would recommend watching the fascinating transformations of the set between ACTS by a well-oiled machine of a team complimented by excellent sound and set design: cookers and cupboards and the washing machine all being cubes that revolve and slot around each other. So good!

Although the play is a comedy, it is very dark with a Third Act that seems to end unexpectedly. I suspected a revenge motive for the final “dance” which was just a dance led by the two people who initially were at the bottom but in some ways were now going to be the saviours of the others. It is for us to perhaps decide their eventual fate of the 2 new kids on the block as with unanswered questions as to the antics of Act 2 whilst alluded to are never fully explained.

I am reminded of a quote about history: the past: they do things differently there. The less laugh-filled Act 3 underscores the bleak reality of climbing the social ladder and whether the price tag on the reality of the human is worth the outward status be it a new kitchen or trying to move into higher social circles. None of the characters experience “love” believing only the sham of themselves. Sad, thought-provoking, uncomfortable, humorous and enthralling all at once: everything good theatre should reflect and educate and enjoy. Bravo!

- David A Putley

You won’t want to miss these hilarious Christmas parties!

Three couples, Three Christmases, Three kitchens.

Can the Hopcrofts impress their bank manager and his wife?
Can Geoffrey Jackson pull off a Christmas party despite his wife mental state - if the guests can get past George, the dog, that is?
Can the Brewster-Wright's enjoy Christmas Eve without the Hopcrofts' exuberant appearance?
A lot can happen over three years and, in this black comedy, it certainly does!

Inside every one of us hides a Singularly Absurd Person...

...do you recognise yours?

Director & Cast

The Director of this production is Hazel Burrows
Hazel has been a Masker since the mid-70s during which time she has been known for her numerous and varied stage roles. Her first role was in The Man who Came to Dinner an American comedy followed by Alfie in 1977, a comedy-drama. During those early days Hazel was to discover all the theatrical possibilities of her creative mind but in particular comedy.
Some of her favourite roles were in Our Lady of Sligo, Six Characters in Search of an Author, The Importance of Being Earnest, The Merry Wives of Windsor, Pride and Prejudice, and The Beauty Queen of Leenane.
Some of the many productions directed by Hazel were Ten times Table, Sitting Pretty, and A Bunch of Amateurs. Hazel attributes their success to the talented actors we have in this Company of Players.

Sidney is played by Ian Wilson
Ian has been a member of Maskers for 17 years and appeared in many productions, most recently playing multiple roles in Notes from a Small Island. Previous performances include Eric, the benefit cheat, in Cash on Delivery and the pedantic trainspotter, Leonard, in Out of Focus. Last year he directed Blue Remembered Hills, a play he has been wanting to be involved in for many years.

Jane is played by Kate Grundy-Garcia
Kate has been a Masker on and off for about 35 years and most recently played Lady Capulet in Romeo and Juliet and Ruth Condomine in Blithe Spirit. She is now enjoying playing the more down to earth Jane is this fast-paced comedy set in the 1970s, where a washing machine with an ‘Ironing mode’ is the highlight of her day!

Geoffrey is played by Paul Baker
Paul joined Maskers in 1996 and has been in over twenty-five shows in the open air for Maskers . During that time, he has played a variety of roles including Weasel Norman in Wind in the Willows and Thomas Cromwell in Anne Boleyn and often multiple parts in the same production, as evidenced when he played four different characters in The Three Musketeers. Paul has appeared in most of the recent productions in Maskers Studio, having played Sepulchrave in Gormenghast and Chris Kriegle, the Santa Burglar in Sorry, Wrong Chimney, Uncle George in Cash on Delivery, three different characters in Murder in the Studio, Andrew in Murder in the Citizens’ Jury, and most recently as Willie in Blue Remembered Hills. As this play is set in the 70s, his character is very much of the time and, if the Me Too movement had existed, he would most definitely have been cancelled.

Eva is played by Abi Linnartz
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Ronald is played by Duncan Randall
Duncan is involved in various community theatre groups. On moving to the South coast, he joined Titchfield Festival Theatre (TFT), creating roles such as, Bri in A Day in the Death of Joe Egg, Enobarbus (Anthony and Cleopatra), Goldberg (The Birthday Party) and the Landlord in Jim Cartwright’s Two. Duncan joined the Maskers 2022 playing Athos in The Three Musketeers. Since then, he has appeared in The Picture of Dorian Gray, Gormenghast, Time and Tide, Blithe Spirit, Murder in the Studio, Romeo and Juliet, and Blue Remembered Hills. Duncan worked in a bank briefly in the 1980s; he was about as effective as Ronald, but not promoted to senior management, alas!

Marion is played by Marie McDade
Marie’s first appearance with The Maskers was in Mitchell’s Wings in 2011. Since then, she has enjoyed a wide range of roles both in the studio and on the outdoor stage. These have included Bagheera in The Jungle Book, Dogberry in Much Ado About Nothing, Granny Weatherwax in Wyrd Sisters, the comedies A Bunch of Amateurs, Out of Focus, Cash on Delivery and, most recently, Blue Remembered Hills.

Creative Team

Production Manager
Chris Baker
Stage Manager
Donald Coe
Stage Crew
tba
Set Design
Clive Weeks
Set Construction
Tuesday Team
Set Painting
Donald Coe, Hazel Burrows, & Clive Weeks
Lighting Design
Clive Weeks
Sound Design
Jamie McCarthy
Lighting & Sound Operators
Ashley Martin &
Wardrobe & Costumes
tba
Properties
Alison Tebbut
Rehearsal Prompt
tba
Show Photography
tba
Poster Design
Hazel Burrows & Clive Weeks

Ticket Information

Tickets £15

No concessions

Customers are requested to arrive promptly as late comers cannot be admitted.

On arrival at the Masker’s Studio

  • Please give your name (or the name the tickets were booked under) to our Box Office receptionist, and they will confirm your booking.
  • If you have pre-ordered a programme you will be given it on arrival. Programmes will also be available for purchase from a FOH member.
  • For the safety of all our audience members and staff are still operating some Covid risk reduction actions.  Please use the hand sanitising stations on arrival.  We will also be increasing the fresh air circulating throughout the venue.
  • Wearing of face coverings is optional.
  • Our bar will be open for purchases of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages.  We would encourage you to pre-order your interval drinks, to assist our bar staff and reduce crowding at the bar.
  • We are now able to take, and prefer, card payments but can also take cash.

During your visit

  • A stairlift and disabled toilet facilities are available.
  • Hand sanitiser will be available for your use at various points around the theatre building.
  • We have installed an extra extractor fan to vent studio air to the outside pulling fresh air in from the other side of the building.
  • Where possible windows will also remain open.  This may make the venue cooler than you are used to, so please be prepared.
  • Enhanced cleaning will take place throughout the venue before, and after the performance.
  • The taking of photographs or videos whilst the show is on is not permitted.

Exiting the building/event at the end of the performance

  • When leaving, please do not crowd the stairwell and allow everyone to leave easily and quickly.
  • As you go down the alleyway, please take extra care and keep to the marked footpath as the road is very uneven.
  • Please take any rubbish with you or leave it in the bins provided.

What if I have specific access needs?

  • The stair chair lift is available and our FOH staff will assist you should you need to use it.
  • Any other requirements may be discussed with our Box Office manager in advance of your arrival.

What happens if a show is cancelled?

  • If we are required to cancel a performance, we will offer you tickets for an alternative performance.

Poster, Flyer & Programme


Programme
Available after the performance

For the Maskers

Technical Manager:- Jamie McCarthy;   Lighting Consultant:- Clive Weeks;   Sound Consultant:- Jamie McCarthy;   Marketing Team:- Jenni Prior, Angela Stansbridge, Tash Priddle, Clive Weeks, Robert Osborne, Meri Mackney, Paul Baker;   Front of House Manager:- James Lawson;   Box Office Manager:- Chris Baker;   Photographer:- Clive Weeks;   Bar Manager:- Meri Mackney
 
 
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